emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

you-phemism:

i used to just be a bitch but now i am a bitch with a purpose

you-phemism:

i used to just be a bitch but now i am a bitch with a purpose

First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,
elijahhasnolife:

❤️

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

metapoon:

these thigh highs tho

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

its-arrested-development:

Arrested Development
1.02 - Top Banana

They’re grown-ups. They’re allowed to have fun whenever they want. We’re kids. We’re supposed to be working.