I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
i used to just be a bitch but now i am a bitch with a purpose
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
these thigh highs tho
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
1.02 - Top Banana
They’re grown-ups. They’re allowed to have fun whenever they want. We’re kids. We’re supposed to be working.