i wish john green was still alive so tomorrow he could make a youtube video addressing the rumor about how he choked on a chicken tender and died, but unfortunately that is just a far off dream. he will never make that video because he is gone forever. if only he would’ve lubed that tender up with some h. mustard
I think I’m in love with her.
look at this flawless freaking woman
hanging out with your best friend more like
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances