powerburial:

i wish john green was still alive so tomorrow he could make a youtube video addressing the rumor about how he choked on a chicken tender and died, but unfortunately that is just a far off dream. he will never make that video because he is gone forever. if only he would’ve lubed that tender up with some h. mustard

tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

kanye west - huh
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wussypillow:

puppy383:

huh

HAAAH

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances